On making amends for slavery – and being born elsewhere.

This was my letter to Labour List this week. Not published this time.

Is it fanciful to think that the people who are so viscerally opposed to apologising for Britain’s role in industrialising the slave trade – during which the life expectancy for anyone who survived the Atlantic passage and ended up working on a plantation was six years – are the same sort of people as those who opposed abolition in the first place?

Words, however, are cheap. Free in fact. If Andy Burnham is serious about making amends – and giving parity to the descendants of the slaves whose 150 years of unpaid labour made British slave owners so fabulously wealthy, then set them up for compensation payments for losing their “property” when slavery was abolished – he’d reinstate the Overseas Development Aid budget as a first step to future proofing developing countries (and us) from climate impacts; instead of cutting it to pay for “hard power” that won’t defend us – here or there – from the floods and fires that are already with us. The funds for this could come from a wealth tax – as most of the descendants of the slave owners are still the richest people in Britain. Time they paid back.

On a related theme, Shabana Mahmud’s assertion that people who have migrated to the UK and want to stay should have to prove themselves worthy of citizenship by being continuously employed, among other things, gives a green light to their employers to abuse them; as they will be so frightened of losing their jobs that they will put up with a lot of bad treatment to keep them. That will have a bad effect on the terms and conditions of all workers.

I’d add that any edict that people who come here to make a life for themselves – a positive choice – should be considered unworthy until they prove otherwise over a ridiculously prolonged period, makes them considered guilty until proven innocent. Whereas national virtue is taken for granted in those of us who are here through an accident of birth, whether we have it or not.

I hesitate to point that out, as the notion that citizenship is a privilege to be conferred by the state could begin to be much more widely applied; and invert the relationship we should have – that the state is a tool for and an expression of the people who live in it – all of us – not a body that sits in judgement on whether we have stood in line, tugged our forelock and saluted enough to be conferred rights.

Quite Wrong!

It was quite disconcerting yesterday to be sitting opposite this poster on the Jubilee Line. Being stared at by Michael Gove in full condescending mode, dressed in a waistcoast and shirt sleeves, which is perhaps to indicate informality and “getting down to business”, but actually just makes him look like a bleached out version of Jarwahalal Nehru (but without the rose) while Madeline Grant (the Daily Telegraph’s Parliamentary Sketch writer) rolls her eyes; its hard to know what at, herself, Gove, or all those silly people out there who don’t think quite like she does.

The new Spectator podcast is getting a lot of advertising, full length posters on the platforms and these little ones staring down from a height in the cars. Its title is a weak pun. Quite right. As in quite RIGHT. So, its right wing, with the presumption that this also makes it “right”, as in “not wrong”; allowing the homynim to do a lot of heavy lifting. But also that its QUITE right. Nothing TOO right. Nothing vulgar. No street thugs, but maybe just a bit of gentle encouragement for them with a lot of plausible deniability. Just “common sense”, nothing that will threaten the presumptions of comfortably off people. And nothing to scare the horses, especially as these are by and for people who ride them more than most and can afford to be Spectators from a position of impunity and financially well padded social safety.

It struck me that it was missing a strapline. Underneath The new podcast for politics, culture and common sense – Quite right! – With Michael Gove and Madeline Grant, the words because at times like this you wouldn’t want to listen to actual experts, would you? would more accurately identify what this thing is for.

And the odd little yellow ribbon with OUT NOW on it should end with an exclamation mark and be in an arrow pointing at the presenters.